The Dude had a rug
It was peed on by some guy
The Dude was upset

The Dude went bowling
Walter and Donny were there
Walter liked the rug

The Dude went somewhere
To the Big Lebowski's house
He got a new rug

The Dude went bowling
Walter was in Vietnam
Walter has a gun

The Dude went somewhere
To Lebowski's house once more
Bunny was kidnapped

The Dude went bowling
J.esus Quintana was there
That guy sure can roll

The Dude had a dream
After he was hit, that is
The Dude's rug was gone

The Dude went somewhere
To make the drop for Bunny
Walter screwed it up

The Dude went bowling
Hey Donny, shut the f*ck up
Hey Dude, where's your car?

The Dude called the cops
Because his car was stolen
Some chick has his rug

The Dude went somewhere
To Maude Lebowski's nice house
Maude is a strange girl

The Dude went back home
With a White Russian in hand
The Dude likes that drink

The Dude saw Big L.
In the back of a limo
He had Bunny's toe

The Dude was back home
The Nihilist came inside
They had a wet pet

The Dude found his car
Some punk kid had stolen it
The punk kid would pay

The Dude went somewhere
Walter had brought a crow bar
Smash! goes the wrong car

The Dude went back home
The rug pee-ers came inside
They took him somewhere

The Dude went somewhere
To Jackie Treehorn's nice house
He is a porn king

The Dude had a dream
It was quite pyschedelic
He woke up running

The Dude went back home
Maude was there waiting for him
She wants a baby

There at some diner
The Nihilists had pancakes
the chick had no toe

The Dude went somewhere
To the Big Lebowski's house
Bunny was right there

The Dude went bowling
They fought with the Nihilist
After, Donny died

The Dude went bowling
There, he talked with the stranger
The Dude, he abides